phantomdoodler:

snortrax:

Holy shit, I wonder how many bells that’s worth

9,000
darnni:

textbookfangirl:

agnaeoh:

gaymur-gurl:

alexandraerin:

breakthenorm:

redcloud:

thedaddycomplex:

futurefantastic:

jonny5fefrenzy:

-knock knock.
—who’s there?
-freedom.

freedom would never knock
freedom rings

And if it takes longer than 30 minutes, your freedom is free.

If you experience freedom lasting four hours or more, contact your physician immediately.

eagle sold separately  

*Some restrictions apply.

batteries not included

limited time offer

side effects may include liberty and justice for all

this entire country is crazy.

jaclcfrost:

do you ever feel like mike wazowski

fat-matt-to-neo-neo:

fitelise:

I smell someone cooking

Sorry, that was me. I burnt my souffle.